ask-demitrius-stone whispered:

"babe"

Cue a disgruntled sigh.

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"Ya don’ know meh, yet ya’d date meh? Turrible thinkin’, lad."

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me 

Put a numeric kanji in my ask to tell me what you’d do with me~ 

nagakaze:

零 I’d do nothing with you.

一 I’d talk to you.

二 I’d hug you.

三 I’d kiss you on the cheek.

四 I’d cuddle with you.

五 I’d make out with you.

六 I’d fondle and caress you.

七 I’d jerk you off.

八 I’d stimulate you orally.

九 I’d have penetrative sex with you.

十 I’d be your slave and do anything you wish.

http://irislefaywitch.tumblr.com/post/92489306147/alicethemonstrumologist-irislefaywitch 

alicethemonstrumologist:

irislefaywitch:

alicethemonstrumologist:

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Now that had been the one question that had been stumping her. “T’ beh honest, ‘m not realleh sure. As long as ‘t’s a place where I can have some sort o’ fun then I’ll be satisfied.”

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"Well, that’s…

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That caused her to do a terribly ugly snort. “Now I highleh doubt that. ‘ell, workers might jus go an’ parteh with meh!”



his-master whispered:

"尻 ((I was trying to think of a cuter way to say hello after so long, but this works too I guess. ='D Hi~))"

his-master:

alicethemonstrumologist:

alicethemonstrumologist:

Dreadfully bored; that was what she was. Alice honestly hated whenever she had to clean the house after a dead carcass of some devilish beast ran across the wooden floors.

Not only was the smell atrocious, but the sight of the beast’s internal organs and blood that somehow managed to escape were enough to make army men cry.

Oh well; it’s not like she could do anything about it.

While she had been mopping the floors, the monstrumologist accidentally lost the earring that had previously clung to her ear. So, oblivious to what was to come, Alice bent down, only to be welcomed with a sharp pain in her rear, an alarmed cry leaving her lips.

And without any warning on her part, the Irish girl turned around, mop in head and eyes determined to kill, until she looked to who her intruder was and nearly took a few steps back.

"C…Ciel?"

"Such a way ya ‘ave with words, P’antom’ive," the monstrumologist hissed, her back still facing him as she continued on with her work, pretending as if this very conversation wasn’t hurting her. That thanks to this deceitful boy she thought she had at least some established friendship going on.

But no. Like what seemed to be typical for the male, Ciel seemed as if he could ruin any relationship, whether it be potential romantic or friendly, within a matter of moments. Though it wasn’t like she could talk, considering that she herself could do such a thing without even hesitating.

Regardless of these excuses, Alice wasn’t going to let this one slide. She wasn’t going to allow him to enchant her and make her believe in things she knew all along were true. Rather, she was going to block him out, like she did with many others.

"Tha’s stupid. After s’ long and now ya wanna see meh…I know tha tha isn’ tha case, Ciel…"

He huffed, annoyed now.  He didn’t appreciate such treatment, but that was him being selfish again. Knowing he couldn’t pick up the pieces right away, seeing all this obvious failure was a severe disappointment. 

"You claim to know my mind so well, Alice? I would be back at my Manor if that were the case. Instead I’m here. Can you explain this to me, because I find it quite the mystery in that case." A way with words indeed. If he wasn’t being childish now he might actually be able to be a little charming. instead he was now acting more like someone caught stealing a cookie when they were not supposed to. 

Why he was here, he didn’t really know, and that perhaps bothered him as he  was here without explanation. To prove he wasn’t leaving though, he sat in a chair, folding his arms over his chest.

Two could play in this simple game of cat and mouse. After all, if one really thought about it, the pair were still children, trying to act as if they were high and mighty adults. Which, they both knew, they weren’t.

And during this time Alice tried so terribly hard not to feel childish. But with his disgustingly beautiful and hateful words, it was hard not to feel that way. “Well, yer ‘ere, not fer me, but fer somethin’,” she spat, words sounding like ice as she continued to clean-the only thing that kept her from choking the boy here and there.

“‘t’s disgustin’, rellaeh, t’ ‘ave thought fer a second…” Words were drifted off her tongue in a silent whisper, shoulders slacking and her grip against her towel lessening. “O’ well. Suppose it was foolish t’ ever put any faith in ya, P’antom’ive,” she muttered, her gaze turning to him, a look of agony and anger mixing in her eyes.

Once she had her fill at looking at him, Alice returned back to her job without another word.



black-cat-number-13 whispered:

"尻"

black-cat-number-13:

alicethemonstrumologist:

alicethemonstrumologist:

Merely having been bending over to pick up a book that she dropped, Alice didn’t expect something like this to happen. Not like it hasn’t happened before, but not when Train was supposed to be gone and away for a few months.

Letting out a tiny wince at the sting, she instinctively swung her book in his direction, only to realize that it was just her boyfriend, home early for God only knew what.

"Cripes sake Train," she hissed while grabbing his face, checking to see if she broke anything. "Say yer around first befer smackin’ meh arse!"

Another huff escaped her lips, but nonetheless she obeyed. Closing her eyes, her hands lifted up, as if expecting to be handed her prize. “‘urry up and give meh meh damn gift eh? Ya know I can beh impatient.”

He smiled and shifted, facing her more directly before reaching up, carefully fastening a silver choker chain around her neck, the front set with a deep, green emerald. “There. Looks perfect,” he hummed.

Eyes remained shut tightly while he fastened the necklace around her, soon opening them and looking down at her new present. Her eyebrows shot up, and for the first time in a while she looked to him, both absolutely pleased and very much happy. “This…ya picked this up? Fer meh?”



black-cat-number-13 whispered:

"We're alone now, you could kiss me"

black-cat-number-13:

alicethemonstrumologist:

black-cat-number-13:

alicethemonstrumologist:

An eyebrow was cocked in his direction, her book lowering slightly as she rolled her eyes.

"Kissed ya alreadeh, ya fool. Don’ go bein’ selfish now by tryin’ t’ manipulate me int’ kiss in’ ya."

He grinned and pulled her over into his lap, one hand moving to the back of her neck to tug her head down, kissing her gently for the space of a long breath before releasing.

"Now, now. The selfish part would have been just taking it without asking," he replied with a chuckle.

Someone was soon given a playful smack on the top of his head, before the attacker was wrapping her arms around his neck, amber orbs flashing in an unreadable look.

“‘ush it; yer still selfish no matter what,” she teased, giving his nose a playful tap with her finger. “Though ‘t’s not like ‘m not selfish either.”

He scrunched up his nose, kissing her palm lightly, his arms sliding around her waist to hold her close. “Yeah, you’re pretty selfish when you want to be, too,” he teased in reply.

Her lips formed into the slightest of pouts, her hand squirming out of his grasp so she could give him a pinch to the arm. “At least meh selfishness is cuter than yers.”

Offline~ 

Alright everyone, I need to get going to bed. I have to get up early tomorrow, considering it’s my birthday and my moms got some plans for me so yeah. If you’re interested in a thread with me like this so I can get back with you either tomorrow or Wednesday to plot. Anyways, goodnight!



black-cat-number-13 whispered:

"We're alone now, you could kiss me"

black-cat-number-13:

alicethemonstrumologist:

An eyebrow was cocked in his direction, her book lowering slightly as she rolled her eyes.

"Kissed ya alreadeh, ya fool. Don’ go bein’ selfish now by tryin’ t’ manipulate me int’ kiss in’ ya."

He grinned and pulled her over into his lap, one hand moving to the back of her neck to tug her head down, kissing her gently for the space of a long breath before releasing.

"Now, now. The selfish part would have been just taking it without asking," he replied with a chuckle.

Someone was soon given a playful smack on the top of his head, before the attacker was wrapping her arms around his neck, amber orbs flashing in an unreadable look.

“‘ush it; yer still selfish no matter what,” she teased, giving his nose a playful tap with her finger. “Though ‘t’s not like ‘m not selfish either.”



black-cat-number-13 whispered:

"尻"

black-cat-number-13:

alicethemonstrumologist:

alicethemonstrumologist:

Merely having been bending over to pick up a book that she dropped, Alice didn’t expect something like this to happen. Not like it hasn’t happened before, but not when Train was supposed to be gone and away for a few months.

Letting out a tiny wince at the sting, she instinctively swung her book in his direction, only to realize that it was just her boyfriend, home early for God only knew what.

"Cripes sake Train," she hissed while grabbing his face, checking to see if she broke anything. "Say yer around first befer smackin’ meh arse!"

A groan escaped her as she tried to wiggle out of his grasp, though her attempts were futile. “If ya let go o’ meh nose ‘ll play tha nice girlfriend and accept yer gift and give ya meh welcome home present,” she remarked, giving him a playful look afterwards.

He chuckled and released her nose, leaning in and pressing a quick kiss to the corner of her mouth. “Deal. Now close your eyes?”

Another huff escaped her lips, but nonetheless she obeyed. Closing her eyes, her hands lifted up, as if expecting to be handed her prize. “‘urry up and give meh meh damn gift eh? Ya know I can beh impatient.”

© OCTOMOOSEY