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irislefaywitch:

alicethemonstrumologist:

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Now that had been the one question that had been stumping her. “T’ beh honest, ‘m not realleh sure. As long as ‘t’s a place where I can have some sort o’ fun then I’ll be satisfied.”

"Well, that’s helpful," Iris grumbled, puffing up her cheeks slightly. "Maybe we can to go Chucky Cheese if you want a good time~" she said teasingly.

"O’ my god," Alice started, a bit of a laugh escaping her. “‘d only go t’ tha fookin’ place if I were drunk or somethin’."

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alicethemonstrumologist:

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graces-roleplay-corner:

alicethemonstrumologist:

It was confirmed on Alice’s part that this girl had no idea just how grizzly these recent murders were. “Lass, ya don’ get it. These days…they aren’t safe. Ya need t’ find shelter…

An annoyed sniff left her system. “‘m a police officer, lass, so I ‘ave t’ beh ‘ere, t’ protect people such as yerself from this blasted idiot.” She didn’t exactly mean to lie, but it was the best excuse she could think of.

alice-harley-quinn:

alicethemonstrumologist:

"Yer still a dummy, ‘arley."

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"And believe meh, ya’ll see lots o’ dead bodies on this trip."

”One day i’m gonna think in something and i will tell you and you will feel the way i feel when you tell me dummy”

”And when do we start? This is like playing at the hide and sneak with the Octopus and his giant bottle of wine”

"Wha’ever satisfies those lil’ dreams o’ yers, ‘arley."

"And we leave t’morrow. So go pack yer bags now and spend tha night so we can leave earleh t’morrow mornin’."



beast-boy10 whispered:

""Wanna fuck?""

beast-boy10:

alicethemonstrumologist:

beast-boy10:

alicethemonstrumologist:

beast-boy10:

alicethemonstrumologist:

Alice looked at him before laughing lightly. “When don’t I ever want to hon?”

alicethemonstrumologist:

He kissed her cheek.

"Find anything good?"

"I found a hotel in the Caribbean." He said, pulling his naked wife onto his lap so he could make love to her some more.

Her eyes widened in childish wonder, as she turned to the screen. “Oi, did you find a picture of the place?”

"Yup." He showed her the picture.

She nodded her head in approval. “Alright; let’s stay there then. I like it.”

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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alice-harley-quinn:

alicethemonstrumologist:

"Didn’ accuse ya o’ kiddnappin meh ya dummy!"

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"Also, I don’ know yet; just know ‘t’s eatin’ people, wha’ever it is."

”I just get confused, don’t tell me dummy!”

”So… Eating… I want to see dead bodies! It sounds really fun!”

"Yer still a dummy, ‘arley."

"And believe meh, ya’ll see lots o’ dead bodies on this trip."

scntrx:

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irislefaywitch:

alicethemonstrumologist:

irislefaywitch:

alicethemonstrumologist:

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"If ya think yer gonna be able ta wear my clothin’ just cause ya’ll start livin’ with me ya got another thing comin’ fer ya, sis" The teasing tone she had in her voice told her she could’ve cared less if…

Now that had been the one question that had been stumping her. “T’ beh honest, ‘m not realleh sure. As long as ‘t’s a place where I can have some sort o’ fun then I’ll be satisfied.”

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